The Adventures of A-star and B-boy

It all makes sense now

Before the arrival of A-star and B-boy, I used to marvel at certain products. I called them "I'm too lazy to" products, as in "I'm too lazy to cut mushrooms","I'm too lazy to make a salad", or "I'm too lazy to cook roast beef".
 
Of course, I realize now those products aren't for lazy people. They're for parents. Especially the new parents of energetic boys like A-star and B-boy.

I still don't understand pre-mixed alcoholic beverages. "I'm too drunk to" products?