Paging Dr. LeeLee
posted on: 11:30 PM December 04, 2007
Tonight as I was getting the kid's ready for bed, my 3 year old son donned a toy stethoscope.
Dr LeeLee: Approaches patient (that would be me)
'I'd like to listen to your heart'
Firmly plants stethoscope on patient's belly.
'Hmmm, we have a little problem'
Me: 'What's wrong doctor?'
Dr LeeLee: Takes deep breath and looks at patient sympathetically.
'I hear.....music....drum music...'
Me: Gasp!
Dr LeeLee: 'And your heart....well, it's dead'
Me: Crumples to the floor in lifeless percussive heap.
Dr LeeLee: Moves on to next patient (big sister)
'Let me listen to your heart.............'