A few weeks ago, I was at my friend's daughter's birthday party. She was turning six. The theme for the entire birthday was High School Musical. The decorations, the cake, the pinata, and most of the presents were High School Musical. (N0, I didn't get her something HSM related. I got her an art kit). I asked her mother, "Isn't she a bit young for High School Musical?" The mother said no, that was the big thing for first graders. All the six year olds there were raving about HSM; some of them were even dressed like teenagers! They were going on about how "hot" Troy was. My two didn't know what "hot" meant at that age. I was also told that when the girl had turned 5, her party theme had been Hannah Montanah.
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.